A family of four, we got ONE set of silverware, no napkins, and 2 plastic spoons. Really. My husband got a $5 beer and I got a bottle of water - they never even brought my kids' drinks so we ended up sharing 1 bottle of water between 3 people. The service was practically non-existent - our waitress went home during our meal and another brought our bill.

The music?! 2 different songs playing on different sides of a set of columns, with no wall to separate the noise, at a volume higher than I've heard at clubs. There was no-one else in the restaurant but us so, there was no chatter from other customers to temper the music - and no excuse for the poor service.

Oh, and, dirt cheap, my rear! The entrees and beer were ludicrously overpriced.