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5 Things We’d Like Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly to Debate Next Month
The “Daily Show” host and the Fox News personality are squaring off at George Washington University October 6. Here’s what we want them to talk about. By Sophie Gilbert
Comments () | Published September 18, 2012
Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly face off in DC October 6. Image courtesy of the event’s website.

“Theater doesn’t make for authentic public discourse,” said Jon Stewart in 2008. So we’ll just have to wait and see whether the Daily Show host’s recently announced debate with Bill O’Reilly will be an evening of Voltairean enlightenment or two grown men yelling at each other in a Foggy Bottom auditorium.

Stewart and O’Reilly, who’ll go head to head in a pay-per-view debate at George Washington University’s Lisner Auditorium October 6, have had something of a mutually respectful relationship in the past, despite Stewart’s nightly digs at O’Reilly’s employer, Fox News. (In a 2010 appearance on The O’Reilly Factor, Stewart said that Fox has “taken reasonable concerns about this President and this economy and turned it into a full-fledged panic about the next coming of Chairman Mao.”) And O’Reilly once told Comedy Central’s own Stephen Colbert, “I’m effete. I’m not a tough guy. This is all an act.”

Tickets to the O’Reilly/Stewart debate, or “The Rumble in the Air-Conditioned Auditorium,” as it’s being billed, sold out almost instantly when they went on sale this morning, but the event will be streamed for $4.95 via therumble2012.com, with half of the proceeds going to charity (Stewart dropped heavy hints last night on The Daily Show that the charitable proceeds were from his half, but we assume he was joking). Anyone who pre-orders access to the pay-per-view event before October 1 can submit a question for the pair to answer during the debate. Here are five things we’re hoping they spar about.

1) The meaning of life.

O’Reilly has taken umbrage with scientist Stephen Hawking in the past for Hawking’s assertion that science can explain the order of the universe. According to Wikipedia, Stewart, for his part, has an asteroid named after him.

2) Liberal websites.

O’Reilly told Mary Katharine Ham on a 2008 episode of The O’Reilly Factor that he didn’t see “any difference between [Arianna] Huffington and the Nazis.” O’Reilly also compared the Nazis to the left-leaning website Daily Kos in 2007. Given Stewart’s disdain for Nazi rhetoric, we think some fun could be had with this one.

3) Taxation without representation.

Neither of these New Yorkers seems to have much love for the District, although Stewart’s 2010 Rally to Restore Sanity brought The Daily Show to DC for a week (with none other than President Obama as a Wednesday night guest), along with around 215,000 attendees on the Mall. In December of last year, O’Reilly shoved a DC resident brandishing a camera with his umbrella, and then blamed our lax local laws for allowing “anarchists” to occupy the streets.

4) Tucker Carlson.

Stewart accused an outraged Carlson of “hurting America” on Crossfire in 2004. O’Reilly had his own beef with the bow-tie-sporting Daily Caller editor, who called O’Reilly a “thin-skinned blowhard” and a “humorless phony” in 2010, although the two seemed to have made up earlier this year when Carlson went on The O’Reilly Factor to promote a Daily Caller exposé about MSNBC. Presumably, partisan rancor is thicker than water.

5) $4 shrimp.

Just because.

What would you like to see Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly debate next month? Let us know in the comments.

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