purple sweater getting on metro at navy yard this morning–m4w–27 (navy yard)
Date: 2010-10-07, 8:38AM EDT
I rudely passed in front of you before you got on train. . .
Does he really think she’d remember, let alone be charmed by another inconsiderate Metro rider?
You work at school since last two days–m4w–35 (Gaithersburg)
Date: 2010-10-06, 9:33PM EDT
you started to talk with me.I come there to pick up my kid.Yesterday I came to know that you are also married.No way I can tell this in person.But I have to admit you are way too cute.I just wish I could talk to you.I don’t know if you will ever read this post.
He should really ask this teacher for a grammar lesson instead of a date. And perhaps an ethics refresher, too.
Man on Mass Ave bus route–w4m (Cathedral Heights)
Date: 2010-10-06, 7:23PM EDT
You’re killing me.
. . . And you want to find this person?
Date: 2010-10-06, 12:50PM EDT
Do you work in a Trader Joe’s or shop there?
His next post only reads: “Are you human?”
You screamed @ me @ Wonderland–m4w (Columbia Heights, DC)
Date: 2010-10-03, 10:09PM EDT
Saturday night 10/2/10 at Wonderland Ballroom, you screamed at me and I screamed back. I thought you were cute. I liked your hair, or lack thereof.
Craigslist dating tip #129: If you want to meet the woman of your dreams, just yell at her in a highly public place. Works every time.
Verizon Wireless–m4m–50 (18th & L Downtown)
Date: 2010-10-02, 12:25AM EDT
About 6:50 Friday evening; you thought I worked at the store. I didn’t, but played like I did. You are so freaking cute! Would love to have a cup of coffee. if it’s you . what did I look like? what practical joke did you tell me about re: another store? Hope to hear back soon!
Is this the first positive interaction to ever occur in a Verizon store? Historians, take note.