The 2014 elections may have big consequences for national politics.
Locally, their effects will be more prosaic: A whole bunch of new Republicans will soon be arriving in one of the country’s bluest regions—a place many of them vilified on the campaign trail. Fear not, newcomers! Your new home has a rich GOP heritage. Here’s our guide to its personalities, haunts, and history.
In 2011, lobbyist Scofield (never John—he just goes by Scofield) started S-3 Group, a boutique firm with clients including Halliburton, General Motors, and Koch Industries. Not big on niceties, Scofield relies on his wife, Jennifer Hing, communications director for the House Appropriations Committee, known for her Hill savvy and appearances in fashion magazines. They entertain often at their Capitol Hill pad, with multi-course meals made from scratch.
Having run Mitch McConnell’s bruising campaign to keep his seat, Holmes is dead center on the GOP suck-up circuit. “Republicans have one campus now—the Capitol,” says a GOP operative. “One reason it’s controlled by us is Holmes.”
His Magnum Entertainment Group brought top rock acts to play corporate events during the 2004 Republican convention and has been booking GOP gatherings since. “He put pizzazz into a very dull political circuit,” says a strategist.
The president of America Rising, a Rosslyn dirt-digging operation, he aired footage of Mark Udall, the loser in Colorado’s recent Senate battle, sounding skittish about moving against ISIS. “He’s relentless,” says one strategist of Pounder.
Eric Cantor’s former aide, a member of an exclusive Portuguese wine society, is spotted as often at the opera as on CNN. He’s “a lovable man of mystery,” says a fellow Republican.
Washington remains a very blue area, but there are a few redoubts where the conservative-minded people can vote among their own. The reddest neighborhoods, based on 2012 presidential voting patterns, plus a few spots that dyed-in-the-wool Republicans have long called home:
Alexandria: Old Town (1).
Arlington: Clarendon (2) and northern tip of the county (3).
Fairfax: West of George Mason University (4).
Prince George’s County: Bowie (5).
Montgomery County: Poolesville (6), Redland (7), and Laytonsville (8).
DC: Spring Valley (9), western half of Georgetown (10), Embassy Row (11), and Capitol Hill (12).
A US representative from Fairfax County from 1995 to 2008, Davis believed that a healthy District benefited the entire region. He pushed for full voting rights for DC’s delegate to Congress. To the dismay of home-rule die-hards, he helped create the financial control board that returned the city to financial health.
A Rockefeller Republican with a deep base in DC’s gay community, she ran four times for mayor as a Republican and once drew a full 42 percent of the vote. Of course, that was when she faced Marion Barry shortly after the Democratic titan’s jail stint.
Known as Boss Shepherd, he served as governor of the District after the Civil War, turning a half-built capital into a city with paved roads and working sewers. Alas, his profligate spending for these projects led Congress to abolish the executive office in DC for a century.
Republican long after it was cool in Montgomery County, Morella was elected to the House in 1986 from the wealthy, Democratic 8th District and survived until 2002, when she was gerrymandered out of office.
A longtime District resident who claimed he voted for DC independence as a congressman in 1948, President Nixon signed the Home Rule Act in 1973.
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Veteran press aide Ron Bonjean’s Christmas bash has been a red-letter day since 2003. “It’s a rite of passage for new staffers,” says an operative. The highlight is the unveiling of the C-list mystery guest. Gary Busey, Erik Estrada of the ’70s TV show CHiPs, and Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell) have filled the post.
A spring shindig for transplanted Southerners, Taste of the South draws staffers of all levels. With the GOP takeover of the old Confederacy, it’s increasingly a single-party affair. This year’s edition, at the Washington Hilton, will likely be more high-spirited than usual.
The storied Bachelors & Spinsters Ball, scheduled for April 18, is a rowdy black-tie party for the “legally single.” Invitation-only, the decades-old B&S has become a hot ticket for singletons on the prowl, most of them of the GOP persuasion.
331 Pennsylvania Ave., SE
If you’re looking for GOP congressional staffers, or a cheap beer and a decent burger, start at this Capitol Hill dive.
601 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
“It’s everything we love,” says a Republican K Streeter. “A big steak, great wine, and a dark atmosphere.”
300 First St., SE
The serious backslapping and arm-twisting goes on in the downstairs bar, which a GOP strategist compares to “market day in Algiers.”
410 First St., SE
This old-school House hangout, named for Teddy Roosevelt’s familiar G-rated imprecation, is a favorite for its convenience to the Rayburn office building and its comfort food.
400 N. Capitol St., NW
A short walk for Senate aides and paces from the Fox News DC bureau, happy hour here is a standing cocktail party for conservative minds.
400 First St., SE
Since Ted Cruz huddled with a cadre of Republicans during the 2013 shutdown, the basement private room of this Capitol Hill Mexican joint, always a go-to watering hole for House staffers, has taken on the glow of a GOP shrine.
919 Fifth St., NW
The twentysomething power set tends to move off the Hill down to this stark, wood-and-brick bar for craft cocktails or hit happy hours at Baby Wale, near Mount Vernon Square, where guys with loosened ties are three-deep at the bar. They end the night at Hill Country in Penn Quarter, especially at Rock ’n Twang live-band karaoke nights on Wednesdays.
This article appears in the January 2015 issue of Washingtonian.