I know I’m going to get some flak for saying this since our nation is collectively
experiencing spasms of ecstasy every Sunday night at 10, and even my mom called from
England to say she hasn’t looked forward to a show this much since
The Jewel in the Crown, which means absolutely nothing to anyone under the age of 50. But is it possible
Homeland is starting to become just a teensy bit ridiculous?
I realize it was ridiculous at the beginning of last season, too, back when we had
Saudi princes coming to DC (not LA, not Miami) to furnish their harems of beautiful
women, and all you had to do was look askance at Jessica Brody to get her to remove
all her clothes in one fell swoop. But then
Homeland seemed to forget it was broadcast on Showtime, home to (among others) soft-core porn
Polyamory, and focused on becoming
a thoughtful, clever, gripping spy drama.
Now it’s a show in which Abu Nazir, despite having armies of all-black Stormtroopers
who can bust in and execute six spies at a moment’s notice, has to send a vice presidential
candidate to Gettysburg to act as a chauffeur. And his most senior operative (at least
as far as we can tell) doubles as a political reporter, which, no doubt, interferes
with her primary career as a terrorist just a smidge. Informal poll: Political reporters,
do you think you’d have a lot of free time during a campaign year to organize a terror
plot against the United States? Not so much?
Please leave your excoriating comments below and tell me why I’m wrong. But here’s
where we stand as of last night’s episode: Seven people are dead. That’s six spies,
including Galvez, I’m assuming, and the woman Finn hit with his car, whose daughter
is possibly now just a little suspicious of the girl who comforted her by her mother’s
bedside. What I am also assuming, however, is that
Homeland would not bring on the incredible
Ellis Carver from
The Wire (real name
Seth Gilliam), to be a Gettysburg spook if he were going to be coldly assassinated later with
not even enough lines to qualify him for Equity membership. So I think it’s fair to
say that Ellis, a.k.a. “Chapman,” will be back, and judging from his cold and unfriendly
demeanor, he might just be the one who got all the CIA agents shot.
The episode opens with Roya doing a sterling job of
looking at her reflection in a
bus stop for tails behind her, before meeting her new muscle in
a spot by a fountain
where the CIA can’t make out a single word. (As we found out in Fake Farragut Square
fountains bring nothing but doom in
Homeland.) Thanks to Max, who was still dozing, and Virgil, who somehow lost the new guy when
he headed into a fake Metro station, the CIA now have no idea who the guy is or what’s
going on (although they do know he got out at Meridian Hill Station, which doesn’t
exist)—and once again, nobody wants to listen to Carrie when she suggests sending
Brody in to pump Roya for information. (No, not that way. This isn’t
Brody, now sleeping in the guest room, wakes up to Jess and a fistful of painkillers,
which we can safely say will be the highlight of his day. Dana’s lying in bed ridden
with guilt about the woman Finn hit with his car, but unforgiving Jess pulls the covers
off her and sends her to school with Brody with a piece of toast and grape jelly.
“There’s something going on with her, Brody,” Jess says, ever astute. “I don’t like
it.” Dana tries to confront Finn about what happened, but, weasel that he is, he runs
away to his AP History test, leaving Dana to skip school and head to the hospital
to try to find the woman from the accident.
Brody gets summoned to the CIA, where he and Peter circle each other like two rabid
dogs fighting over a chew toy. PQ notices that Brody gives the Board of Terror a lingering
look, and calls him out on it. Then Brody confesses that the tailor, who’s on their
list of suspects, is actually dead, and it was at his hands, even though it was an
accident. He and PQ yell at each other a lot, and it’s up to Carrie to intervene.
“This guy is a pathological liar,” says Peter, which is actually true. They argue
about each other’s tactics: stabbing someone in the hand versus telling them you want
them to leave their spouse, or the lesser-known “knife vs. wife” page in the CIA playbook.
“Don’t worry about my objectivity,” says Carrie. “Worry about your own.” At least
now the CIA folks who’ve been sitting outside the tailor’s shop for weeks can actually
Part of the episode’s descent into full-on crazy (let’s call it green versus fallow
yellow) involves Mike and Lauder deciding to make like the Hardy Boys and investigate
the death of Tom Walker themselves. Sporting their Marine uniforms, they persuade
a random cop to show them where it all went down, in the dank and rainy tunnel where
Brody shot Walker, proving (and this might be important) that Abu Nazir has no loyalty
Lauder is determined that no one would come to this gross place unless they were with
someone they trusted, and he compels Mike to go to the CIA and ask his “friend” there
why the agency swooped in and took over the investigation. So Mike does, but he’s
met by Saul and Estes instead of his random contact, who tell him in no uncertain
terms to leave it all alone. But Mike goes to Brody’s house and snoops around, finding
the non-smoking gun—Brody’s weapon and one missing 9-millimeter bullet. He tells Jess
that he’s almost certain Brody killed Tom Walker, and Jess doesn’t actually look all
Dana goes to the hospital, because, you know, there’s only one in DC, and it’s totally
easy to find it and figure out not just where the ICU ward is, but also which random
bundle of gray clothes from the street is the woman your new boyfriend hit with his
car. The woman’s daughter stands outside, watching her mom, who’s all hooked up on
tubes. For some reason Dana tells the woman whose mom is about to die that she didn’t
know her dad when she was little, and the woman tells Dana that the nurse has told
her to call the family’s priest. Then Dana gets spooked and runs away, and doesn’t
at all look obviously guilty jamming the automatic door button over and over again.
Brody finally remembers he, too, has a day job, and arrives at the House to do congressman-like
things, but really to talk to Roya in a hallway. He tells her some yarn about how
he’s having sex with Carrie, and at her house last night he heard her discussing some
guy who just flew in from Hezbollah. There’s a long silence. Roya tells him that after
weeks of waiting, FBI forensics have raided the tailor’s shop (see—even she knows
that the FBI, not the CIA investigates domestic terrorism!). “Might they find anything?”
Brody asks. “They might,” Roya says, mysterious as ever.
Peter has arrived in Gettysburg to sweep the tailor’s shop, and Ellis/Chapman is there
to greet him, looking very surly and giving Peter something of a stinkeye. Peter tells
him it’s a small town and he should pretend he’s doing a tax audit. Then Carrie calls
to tell him what went down with Roya, and that there’s something there. Peter looks
around and suddenly seems to be very suspicious, and asks Galvez to call for backup,
despite mocking Carrie’s hunches. Ellis/Chapman looks shady. But it’s too late, because
a bunch of stormtroopers sweep in and shoot all the CIA agents, seemingly fatally.
The strormtroopers, one of whom is the man who met with Roya this morning (damn you,
Virgil!), remove a large black box. And when they’re gone, Peter coughs up blood and
reveals he was just pretending to play dead after all, while sleepy Gettysburg goes
about its business like massive gun fights by black-clad rogue agents are no big deal.
Carrie busts into Brody’s office all furious and demands to know if he knew, because
she has seven casualties and she’s really, really upset. Brody tells her he had no
idea, and since we know what a good liar he is, we have no idea whether to believe
him. He reaches for her hand, and she sobs into his shoulder.
1) Is Ellis/Chapman dead? Did he plan the whole thing? Or are times just really tough
Wire cast members? Snoop’s in
and Omar’s in
Boardwalk Empire, so maybe.
2) We’ve known Jessica Brody for a good long time now, and we have no idea where she
goes when she gets all dressed up for work. What is her job, exactly?
3) Who’s the mole? I thought last season it might be Galvez, and it technically could
still be, since Abu Nazir has no feelings. But I don’t think so.
4) How does Brody figure out when he’s lying and when he’s not? It must get very confusing
after a while.
5) How does Hezbollah feel about all this bad press?
6) My mom also pointed out on the phone last night that when Roya was first mentioned
by Brody, Estes never said a word about their dinner date at Cafe Milano. Why not?
What did you think about last night’s episode of
Homeland? Let us know in the comments.