New Obsession
Thanks to Sophie Gilbert for introducing me to the existence of the fried wonder that is the cronut. Now, a handy primer on everything you need to know about the croissant/doughnut hybrid. [BuzzFeed] —Tanya Pai
Hot Dog Tales
Eating a street-vendor hot dog is known to cause heart burn. A happier ending awaits customers at this lady’s cart. [CNN] —Jessica Voelker
Gold flake is the new mustard. Here’s a look at the nation’s most expensive hot dogs. [Daily Mail] —Marisa Kashino
Is Cardboard a Carb?
Real Housewife Lisa Vanderpump’s Beverly Hills restaurant, Villa Blanca, has had health violations and reportedly served one patron a salad full of cardboard. Is Gigi running the place or what? [Radar Online] —MK
Little Gratuity, Lots of Gratuitous Language
Don’t forget to tip your delivery driver. A lot, apparently. Otherwise, you can expect a long butt-dialed racist rant in return. [GMA] —Chris Campbell
Lush Life
If you blush at the prospect of ordering a Long Island Ice Tea at a “grown-up” bar, think about doing it at one of New York City’s best restaurants. The Awl goes there. [The Awl] —Anna Spiegel
Matthew Latkiewicz categorizes bars by their most important element—the actual bar. Also: valuable tips for distinguishing a real dive bar from a hipster-centric ironic dive. [Grub Street] —TP
Elle asks designers including Rebecca Minkoff and Alexis Bittar for their favorite summer drink recipes. Surprisingly, they all sound pretty delicious. [Elle] —TP
In the words of Erin Boudreau, whose tweet led me to this story about women drinking more whiskey: “Watch out, next we’re going to want to wear pants and vote.” [Bloomberg] —JV
Meaty Matters
Michael Pollan and Ruth Reichl give us the lowdown on the state of the American food revolution—check out the conversation in the June Smithsonian Magazine. [Smithsonian] —AS
If Dannon bought that small organic yogurt brand you like so much, does that matter? It would seem so. [Forbes] —JV
Make love, not war, and for the love of Mark Bittman, make peace with meat. [New York Times] —Sophie Gilbert
Do Michael Pollan’s restaurant rules make sense? My mom’s been “always ordering the special” for years. [The Guardian] —SG
Bad News Beverages
We all learned a long time ago that crack is wack. But apparently so is coke (the soda kind). [WTOP] —MK
Drinking too much coffee is now officially a mental disorder. [Daily Mail] —SG
Tempest in a . . .
When does a kettle cause an uproar? When it looks like Hitler. [Telegraph] —CC