In honor of this upcoming Valentine’s Day, we recognize that not every relationship was meant to be. Share your horrific (or terrific) breakup story with us.
Did you get a “Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you” text? Think the relationship was headed in a super-serious direction, only to have the emotional rug pulled out from under you? Or was it you serving up a hot slice of breakup pizza on Valentine’s Day? Tell us your sob story. Maybe it’s so great it’s terrible. Maybe it’s so terrible it’s great. Either way, we want to hear from you, whether you were the dumper or the dumpee. We’ll publish our favorites in this space leading up to the 14th. And don’t worry—all stories will remain anonymous.
Tell Us Your Best and Worst Breakup Stories
In honor of this upcoming Valentine’s Day, we recognize that not every relationship was meant to be. Share your horrific (or terrific) breakup story with us.
Did you get a “Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you” text? Think the relationship was headed in a super-serious direction, only to have the emotional rug pulled out from under you? Or was it you serving up a hot slice of breakup pizza on Valentine’s Day? Tell us your sob story. Maybe it’s so great it’s terrible. Maybe it’s so terrible it’s great. Either way, we want to hear from you, whether you were the dumper or the dumpee. We’ll publish our favorites in this space leading up to the 14th. And don’t worry—all stories will remain anonymous.
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