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Beach Traffic, Both Online and Off

The roads aren’t the only thing filling up with Memorial Day traffic. A look at some of the best long-weekend-themed Craigslist ads we’ve found.

Plenty of folks are looking for that special someone to drive with them—or just drive them—across the Bay Bridge this weekend. Photograph by Flickr user JoshuaDavisPhotography.

Within hours, half the town will be headed one way or the
other for the Memorial Day weekend. While some people will just
stay home and enjoy the backyard barbecue, thousands of others
will be headed to area beaches. If you are a veteran of this
trek, we don’t need to tell you about the beach traffic. To
avoid the nightmare, these rules still hold: Go early or late,
and pack your patience. For some beach lovers, the trip is
extra stressful due to a fear of crossing the Chesapeake Bay Bridge
(as our
explored). The bridge’s
website lists phone
numbers drivers can
call for assistance; they will be referred to private companies
that provide a crossing service.

For some, the only fear is of being alone during the long holiday. That’s why there’s the Internet, right? We checked in with
Craigslist to sample the postings seeking some beach action.

[Ed. note: The posts appear below with the original spelling and punctuation.]

Let’s Go to Ocean City

looking for a young fun hot girl to go to Ocean City with me… I am good looking and in shape ..pic for pic… lets hangout
at the beach ..have drinks ,,, then go to the clubs… put OC in the subject. love the summer !!!

Who Wants to go to The Beach—(Freaky Females Only)

are you free this weekend to party and play?

to drink, smoke, xxxx and eat?

if so get at us and enjoy the weekend with us in ocean city!

please be weight and height appropriate, down for whateva, able to chip in and a cutey

Looking for Girls to Take to OC This Weekend

Me and a couple of friends ..girls n guys are heading
to OC for the weekend but we trying to get some more girls to head down
with ..I’m just looking for some chill females DD free … we
got a beach house ya only expense is get for food…and
we will pick ya up n drop you off ..we look for girls
down for w.e and having a good time ..please send pics or
email will be deleted

Ocean City This Weekend

Anyone interested in getting to know each other this
weekend/week and also going to Ocean City for Memorial Day weekend? I
have a house there on the water and also a boat, so it will be a
lot of fun! We can relax on the deck/beach during the day,
go boating and go out at night and have fun. I’m a fun,
professional guy looking for someone who may love the beach and maybe
start something new. Please put “Beach” in the subject line so I
know you are real. Thanks and have a nice day!

I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome

Hey hows it going I,m looking for some Summer Friends
for Some summer Fun. I Dont care about your age, I care less about your
race. And by the rare chance you cant hang out with a guy
unless there charming, in shape and whitty. Then what are the odds
I,m whitty, charming and in shape. I,m AA chill and very Full
of Swagger. Well heres my summer in a nut shell, Hmm many Os
games , Wraped Tour, Skating at Dew Cup in Ocean City, Six
Flags. enough typeing if your interested in me or just want someone
to talk hit me up with (Awesome) as your subject and maybe we
can text or something.

Memorial Day Weekend Ocean City Fun

Sex on the Beach, is it your favorite drink or
something you haven’t done? We can meet at a pier right when the sun is
completely down. You grab my hand or perhaps I grab yours and
proceed under the pier. The passion takes over our minds as
we begin to kiss and explore each others bodies. You are of
asian decent and can’t help but to speak in your native tongue
as the passion deepens. I rip off of your small 2 piece bathing
suit as my hands and tongue explore your intimate spots. You
can’t help but to grip my long hair as I hit the right spots.
The cool sand on your back relaxes your mind and body. The passion
is at full tilt with nothing holding us back. You want nothing
but the pleasure to keep going.

Atlantic City Anyone?

Atlantic city for Monday for memorial day anyone care to join ? Ladies let me know wussup looking to have hella fun !!

Memorial Day Weekend Fun

$35 dollars each way. I can leave anytime. Let me know if you want to ride with. Feel free to text me.

Seeking Memorial Day Weekend Getaway

I’m looking to get away from my house for ALL of memorial day weekend! I am an inexperienced virgin. If you have any ideas,
email me with the deets! The best ones (with pics ONLY!) will get replies 😉

Let’s Fall In Love This Summer (Northern Virginia)

With Memorial Day coming up, I’ve started thinking about looking for some summer romance.

This summer I’d love to get to a concert, do some
short distance road races (5k and 10k), watch some Olympics on tv, catch
some fireworks shows, ride some roller coasters, hopefully all
with a fun, cute guy. There are a few musts I have in mind
for my summer fling- Since there needs to be a pretty instant
physical attraction, I go for guys on the taller side- 5’10
minimum. Anything taller than 6’ is just novel and fun. I
prefer thinner, more athletic body types, with just Hwp as a minimum
(and no beefy muscles). Cute, handsome, whatever. But it’s so
subjective so just send a clear face pic when replying. This
one is tricky- but you have to be kinky.

You must be very animal friendly! Besides my cat, it’s just a personality factor I prefer.

Memorial Day Weekend Date—SBF—60

Hi. I will be in town visiting my daughter during the
Memorial Day week and would love to meet someone new. Let me clear
up front…I’m not looking for a fling, drama or anything
weird. I’d just like to meet a nice, down-to-earth gentleman who
would like to get out of the house, have drinks, dinner or
maybe take in a movie. I am an attractive, 60 (yes sixty) year
old, single black woman. I’d like to meet a mature gentleman
between the ages of 50 and 65. I want to meet someone who is
FUN. No uptight, pretentious, lying bores please!

fit blond mm horney in hotel thru memorial day

in shape bi married guy

clean cut blond


Naked Memorial Weekend

Seeking some Memorial Day weekend poolside/outside fun, speedo on or off, laid back, easy going, naked socializing.