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From scoping out scruffy holes in the wall to weighing the merits of four-star wanna-bes, from scouring the ‘burbs and exurbs to hitting the city’s streets, Todd Kliman covers a lot of territory.
Winner of a James Beard Foundation Award in 2005 for the country’s best newspaper column about food, Kliman is food and wine editor and restaurant critic for The Washingtonian. His writing has appeared in The New Yorker, Harper’s, The Oxford American, Lucky Peach, The Daily Beast and Men’s Health, among others, and he has been selected four times for inclusion in the Best Food Writing anthologies. He was a finalist for the MFK Fisher Distinguished Writing Award, and recently took home first-place honors for feature writing from the Association of Food Journalists.
Kliman is the author of The Wild Vine, a literary exploration of two entwined mysteries: an obscure grape that rose to prominence, only to disappear, and its present-day evangelist, a foul-mouthed transgendered multi-millionaire vintner on an obsessive quest to restore the legend of an antebellum southern doctor.
He previously taught writing and literature at American University and Howard University. At Howard, he was also the editorial advisor to The Illtop Journal, Chris Rock’s humor magazine modeled after the Harvard Lampoon.
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WHERE I’M EATING NOW …
I hesitate to include this, if only because I know Eastporters are going to be furious with me for outing their secret. The place is run by Pat Mahoney Sr. and his son, Pat Mahoney Jr. They’re watermen, among the last of a dying breed. Every morning they troll the waters around Eastport and Annapolis, bringing their haul back to sell to the public. You order at the counter inside, then take a seat at one of four tiki umbrella-topped tables along the gravel-topped parking lot; they’ll bring you the food. And what food. The thing to get is the softshells, provided they still have them when you show up. The day I was in, they did, and I feasted on two massive, meaty, delicately sweet softshells — the best preparation of the dish I’ve had this season. The softshells had been quartered, dredged in a mixture of what appeared to be flour and corn meal, and lightly fried. With cole slaw and fries, the tab came to — yes, I’m not joking — $15. I haven’t tried the hard shells; they’ve been sold out. But I can’t imagine they’d be anything less than great; I’m eager to come back and bring home a bushel. If you’re not a fan of softshells, there’s also good fried shrimp, bay scallops, rockfish, and clams.
The Rogue Gentlemen, Richmond
Yes, I know Richmond is two-plus hours away. I’m adding it this week because a) it’s summer and people are lighting out on long trips and b.) I had one of the best meals I’ve eaten all year there, and would gladly get back in my car and drive two-plus hours to return. I love the space, which is not much bigger than some living rooms — it has the air of a place hiding from those too conventional to understand. I love the cocktails, fashioned from obscure, high-quality spirits and mixed with laborious care. And I love the cooking, which is far more composed, beautiful and exacting than you would expect of a place like this. A plate of roasted beets with salmon roe, parsley and turnip creme fraiche — unimprovable, one of the best preparations of beets I’ve had in years — would not have been out of place at Jean-Georges. A roasted foie gras with crushed pistachios and pickled sour cherries was just as glorious, a sensuous essay in textures; it was easy to imagine it on the menu at CityZen, though not for $15. Prices are eye-poppingly cheap. The most stunning value on the menu is the rib eye. Basted with butter and thyme and drenched with a sauce of Overholt Rye and black peppercorn, it’s a thoughtfully reimagined twist on steak au poivre. It comes with two cuts of meat (including the prized culotte, or cap), a shank of roasted bone marrow and delicately carved baby carrots (the marrow and the carrots are a perfect combination themselves). All this for $21. Bravo to the wonderfully fruitful (and apparently seamless) partnership between owner John Maher and chef Aaron Hopkins.
Nainai’s Noodle and Dumpling Bar, Silver Spring
It’s a pain to park — options are limited along this stretch of East-West Highway between Georgia and Colesville, and you may be forced to dock your car in the garage around the corner for $5. I did, both times, and both times I walked in in something less than the spirit of having a good time. And both times the cooking picked me up. The dumplings are good, not great (get the Year of the Pig, stuffed with juicy ground pork), but even a good not great dumpling is a pretty wonderful thing. The steamed, stuffed buns vary in quality, and the meats inside are a touch dry. Focus on the noodle bowls, which feature hand-pulled noodles (notice the ends, which are uniformly not uniform — some are fat, some thin). I like the Pai Gow, topped with ground pork, chili oil, bean sprouts, mustard greens, toasted garlic and ground peanuts, and the Mahjong Noodles, tossed with sesame paste, peanut butter, cucumbers, carrots, bean sprouts and chili oil. To drink: a bottle of DC Brau or Port City Porter.
Cafe Rue, Beltsville
I’ve got a lot of affection for this one-man band. Cole Whaley, a graduate of L’Academie de Cuisine, is not just the owner and chef — he’’s also waiter, runner, and busser of this likable little hole in the wall in a fading Beltsville strip mall. There’s no other menu in the area quite like this, a delightful hodgepodge of soul food, yuppie bistro small plates, and Frenchified sweets. His crispy Brussels sprout dish may be the best I’ve had in a year full of crispy Brussels sprouts dishes — the outer leaves separate slightly, and he gets a chip-like crunch on them. And I love the enhancements — a touch of coconut oil for richness, a drizzle of clover honey for sweetness. The miniature crab cakes are hard to resist, and disappear quickly. Chicken and waffles are the heart of the menu, and the Cotton Club-derived combo comes in four varieties, including one with red velvet waffles and one with Sriracha-glazed chicken that calls to mind the sweet-spicy crunch of General Tso’s. I like the “classic” — the boneless, white meat chicken has surprising juice, and the waffles are thick and fluffy. Come dessert, the Francophile chef indulges his love of patisserie with five kinds of macarons (the cream centers are a touch dry, but he nails the difficult outside) and a surprisingly successful attempt at that recent darling of the NY foodie world, the cronut. More to like: the dining room is dressed up with art from the owner’s own collection, and bossa nova on continuous loop makes any day feel like a lazy Sunday. (Note: odd hours. Closes at 8 during the week and on Friday, and at 3 on Saturday and Sunday.)
Thai Taste by Kob, Wheaton
On a three-block stretch of Wheaton, near the intersection of University Blvd. and Georgia Ave., can be found two of the area’s best Thai restaurants — Ruan Thai and Nava Thai. Time to add a third. Phak Duangchandr — Kob, to friends — has set up shop in the tiny space that originally contained Nava, in the back of Hung Phat market. Thai food fans may remember her, or at least her cooking; for 19 years she operated the Thai Food Carryout at Thai Market, near the old Safeway in Wheaton. The new setting, electrified with a paint job of orange and day-glo green, gives her a chance to expand her repertoire of dishes, while staying true to the from-scratch traditions that earned her a devoted following. The emphasis is on street food and homecooking, with a good many dishes you simply won’t find anywhere else, like bamee moo daeng, a meal-in-a-bowl of tender egg noodles, red-edged roast pork, baby bok choy, and fish balls; or kai yad sai, an omelette stuffed with ground chicken punched up with fish sauce and soy sauce; or a salad of shrimp paste-flavored rice, onions, cucumber and sweet, sticky pork). But even familiar tastes, taste different here — funkier, more pungent, and definitely hotter (a shrimp fried rice, alive with fistfuls of Thai basil and a generous pinch of chilis, set my heart to racing). Some customers have already been asking for more rice to accompany their orders. Partner and manager Max Praserptmate says he is willing to accommodate any requests, but adds that his aunt’s cooking is not the aberration; it’s the great majority of Thai restaurants that are the aberration. “The taste,” he says, “is what you’re supposed to get from your Thai food.” Duangchandr imports many of her spices from Thailand, and toasts and grinds them herself. All the condiments on the spice tray, including a terrific chili vinegar, are made on the premises. Meats are given a long soak before hitting the grill — 72 hours, in the case of the pork that is pounded and threaded onto a skewer to create a must-order starter called moo yang. The other must-order starter sure doesn’t sound like it — when was the last time you had fried shrimp wontons that were any good? These are fabulous. Kiew tod comes to the table looking more like a plate of tortilla chips, the mix of shrimp and white pepper bundled within a sneakily rolled edge. The crunch is junk food-loud; it’s hard not to believe they weren’t engineered in a lab. No beer or wine yet; Praserptmate says soon on both. I would take the money you’d ordinarily spend on a drink and spring for an extra dish or two (most are under $10, and many items will survive into the next day).
FIELD REPORT: THE BOMBAY CLUB, DC …:
Enjoyable meal at Bombay Club the other night but is it too much too ask that they know how to make a Sazerac?
It’s not the obscure drink it once was.
Also, if you don’t know how to make a drink, please don’t come back and ask me how to make it. Google for a recipe and then see if you can make it.
Does asking the patron really work? Whose fault is it if the customer doesn’t correctly identify all of the ingredients and their correct proportions and ends up with a bad drink? Isn’t that what a bartender is for?
I’ve had this experience, too — having to walk the server through the drink I ordered.
It’s odd and awkward, to say the least.
At that point, you half expect him or her to take you back to the bar to mix it yourself.
In this instance, I would cut the place a little slack. A little.
Yes, it’s a high-powered restaurant, but the focus, unlike at some places, is squarely on the food, not the food and the drink. And a Sazerac, though gaining in popularity, is not exactly the sort of drink you associate with an Indian restaurant.
The server really shouldn’t have tried to accommodate the request. Good intentions, but it only made things worse.
BAYOU BAKERY IN ARLINGTON:
Re: the repeated comments about less than great service at some establishments …
I was thinking this morning about your observation that service starts with an ethos at the top, as I picked up a bite at David Guas’ Bayou Bakery.
In my experience, his folks there consistently seems to be the nicest, friendliest group. There doesn’t appear to be a ton of turnover, and Kyle/Kenyon/Ty/Jackie/Allison/others-who-are-equally-lovely are all so friendly and cheerful that it’s become our go-to place even if we’re just getting coffee.
Contrast that with our grumpy neighborhood Starbucks who ostensibly pick from the same talent pool, and I have to think it’s coming from David in terms of who he is hiring and retaining and the tone he’s set among his team.
Well, I think it’s an assumption to think that they ostensibly pick from the same talent pool, but yeah.
I’ve always been impressed with the crew there.
And it might not all be attributable to Guas, but it is largely attributable to him. These are not just folks who have been turned loose to run the show.
The right kind of training can do wonders. I often ask waiters and waitresses at top restaurants where they worked before coming aboard. You’d be surprised — a good many of them come from places like The Cheesecake Factory. I still remember one terrific waitress who told me she’d worked previously at Ruby Tuesdays. You’d never have known that she didn’t come from a fine or finer dining background.
In her case, she was blessed with some rare gifts. She had a dazzling personality — dazzling, but warm — and she radiated kindness.
As they say in the biz, you can’t teach nice.
But you absolutely can coach ‘em up to be attentive and knowledgeable and engaged and efficient. It just takes work. And money. And a willingness to make the time.
But really, what’s more important to an owner and manager and chef than having the face of the restaurant be fantastic? The flooring? The marble at the bar? Expensive fabrics? It’s kind of amazing what gets spent on creating a mood, and how incredibly little gets spent on training and educating and arming the servers.
I would be interested to know more about how chef Guas treats his staff. Not just how he is with them — his manner, his respect toward them — but the specifics. What’s the hourly wage? Is there health insurance? etc., etc. These things go a long way in creating good morale.
Chef Guas, if you’re out there, we’d love to hear from you …
VINEYARDS IN OR NEAR WARRENTON?:
What vineyards in or close to Warrenton do you recommend?
Any other places to eat around there as well? Thank you!
There’re two I like —
Pearmund Cellars and Vint Hill Craft Winery.
At Pearmund, look for their 2010 Ameritage. And you can eat there as well, nibbling on cheeses and meats.
A craft winery is a winery that brings in grapes from other vineyards. I like Vint Hill’s Chardonnay. Look for it.
And as for eating nearby, book a table at The Bridge. It’s a cozy, low-key place to unwind after a day of winery hopping. Not cheap for Warrenton, but not expensive by the standards you’re probably used to. You’ll eat and drink well.
Book club follow-up on what we read …. A pretty big selection. One of the best was Andrew Solomon’s Far from the Tree (http://www.farfromthetree.com/)
We’ve done East of Eden, Visit from the Good Squad, Revolutionary Road, The Goldfinch, The Interestings, Cooked, State of Wonder, The Art of Fielding, Moneyball … oh, I just love it.
Due to technical difficulties, today’s chat was cut short. We’re sorry about any inconvenience and look forward to seeing you back here next Tuesday at 11 AM.