Ever wanted to make “condom escargot cooked with butter”? Now there’s a creative Japanese condom cookbook that is pretty gross promotes safe sex. [Kotaku] —Anna Spiegel
Emeril Lagasse admits he has “nowhere to go, really—other than broke.” Is one of the most prominent celebrity chefs on the outs? [The Week] —AS
Stunt hamburgers are generally awful, but there’s something so wonderful about watching 2 Chainz’s encounter with the world’s most expensive hamburger. [First We Feast] —Benjamin Freed
As we head into the cooler weather, Sam Sifton offers a lovely ode to the joys of home cooking with remembrances of the great Craig Claiborne (he calls it a “manifesto”). The message? Just cook. [New York Times] —Carol Joynt
Is Rick Bayless the most interesting man in the world? Eater takes a look at the chef/actor/yogi/farmer, who can also do the splits. [Eater National] —AS
First it was babies trying lemons for the first time—now, apparently, it’s tigers sampling Marmite. [BuzzFeed] —Tanya Pai
Anatomy of the legendary Momofuku pork buns, ten years later. [Eater NYC] —AS
Just in time for the High Holidays, research finds that Jewish millennials follow kosher dietary laws at double the rate of baby-boom chosen people. And now that it’s so hip and trendy to not mix meat and milk, more goys than ever are following the kashrut. [The Atlantic] —BF
Portlandia stars and first-time cookbook authors Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein talk favorite Portland restaurants, eating in cars, and the “tapas ghetto.” [Bon Appétit] —AS
The fastest-growing restaurant chain in the US is a “breastraunt” called, no joke, Twin Peaks. Sadly Invitation to Love is not involved. [The Braiser] —AS