As the menu at the all-takeout pizzeria and wine bar says: “Sometimes you just need a little something.” And sometimes that something is an egg in a plastic cup.
Like at the hospital, the Shaw outdoor bar will give you a mini-cup of Jell-O, whether you want it or not. Unlike at the hospital, there’s also Frito pie.
The Logan Circle basement bar doesn’t have a kitchen, so owner Daniel Williams landed on “the most boring, cheapest thing I could think of.” Behold: mayo on sale-rack Safeway bread.
Though the NoMa bar has sandwiches, drinkers can also post up with a $3 package of oyster crackers coated in ranch seasoning and chili oil.
Deconstructed Cheese Sandwich
What goes well with the cocktail happy hour at this Logan Circle gay bar? An “amazing compulsory food item giving your mom’s laziest school lunches a run for their money.” Ah, yes, a plastic-wrapped Kraft Single on a slice of Wonderbread.