Michael Moore has been in real estate longer than some agents have been alive—and somehow, he’s still having fun. With over 30 years of experience (and not a single dramatic meltdown), he’s the guy you call when you want to buy or sell a home without losing your mind, your money, or your sense of humor.

Calm under pressure and quick with a dad joke, Michael treats real estate like an art, a science, and occasionally, a high-stakes improv routine. He’s closed just about every kind of deal—and probably done it in the driver’s seat of his beloved 1960 Imperial Crown. (Yes, he collects classic cars. Yes, they’re glorious. No, you can’t borrow one.)

Clients don’t just come back for his expertise (which is rock-solid); they come back because working with Michael is weirdly enjoyable. Like, “Why am I laughing during escrow?” enjoyable. He’s sharp, steady, and always in your corner—ready to guide, strategize, and maybe even crack a joke when you need it most.

In a business full of drama and fast talkers, Michael Moore is the rare mix of real estate wizard, cool-headed negotiator, and the guy who actually makes the whole thing fun.

“Awesome experience right down to the smallest of details! If it’s real estate in DC, I only use Michael Moore!” – Julie, DC client