Brightest Young Things Bentzen Ball is presenting “Live From the Lab” a no-holds-barred comedy showcase at the Velvet Lounge. The show starts at 8 and it’s free.
Learn how to paint a room, choose the right window treatment, and other home-repair quick fixes at Ace Hardware’s (1055 Fifth St., NW) Ladies’ Night. There’ll also be wine, cupcakes, raffle prizes, and massages, and guests will receive 20 percent off their purchases. 6 to 8; free.