An Early Look at Fat Shorty’s (Pictures and Menu)
Sausages, mussels, and Belgian brews arrive in Clarendon.
Whether you’re in the mood for an exotic white wine rabbit sausage, eggplant-based vegan Italian, or an old-fashioned brat, you’ll find them all at a new sausage shop: Fat Shorty’s, which opened this week in Clarendon.
We first broke the news back in February that restaurateur Aaron Gordon planned to transform his salad-and-sandwich concept, Rabbit, into a Belgian-inspired eatery serving sausages, mussels, and beer. The makeover is complete—you’ll now find long beer-hall-style tables, dangling string lights, antique meat grinders lining the walls, and a ten-seat outdoor patio for drinking oversize steins in the sun.
You may recognize chef Rahman “Rock” Harper from his winning role on Hell’s Kitchen or his work as an instructor with DC Central Kitchen. He still teaches at the nonprofit, training at-risk men and women to find work through the culinary arts, and some former pupils are already employed by Fat Shorty’s. Harper is also behind the lineup of meats and mussels. From the menu you’ll choose from nearly 20 varieties of sausages, many from local companies including Logan Sausage, Charlottesville’s Sausage Craft, and Binkert’s out of Baltimore. Spicy chorizo, sweet Italian, andouille, and more can be tucked into a Lyon Bakery bun and topped with fixings like grilled onion, sweet or hot peppers, and kraut or served on a platter with vinegary potato salad, field greens, or baked beans. Less traditional riffs include sausages made with rattlesnake, wild boar, and alligator, and specialty versions like Sausage Craft’s Hot Amerikrainer, a pork and beef mixture laced with pickled peppers and sharp cheddar. Vegans will find an eggplant sausage spiced with garlic and red wine. A variety of mustards are available for slathering, as is freshly made mumbo sauce.
In addition to the meats and faux meats, Harper whips up two kinds of mussels: Thai-style bivalves simmered in green curry and others cooked with Italian sausage and beer. The latter ingredient naturally pairs well with the whole menu, and you can pick from cold Belgian and German bottles of Delerium Tremens and Leffe or one of six German and Belgian drafts poured into 32-ounce steins. Orders happen at a counter for quick service—particularly suited to the lunch crowd and families with kids—but servers will then deliver trays and take additional drink and food orders, meaning those with more time can relax over a few brews.
Fat Shorty’s. 3035 Clarendon Blvd., Arlington; 703-243-5660. Regular hours: Sunday to Thursday 11 AM to 11 PM, and Friday and Saturday 11 AM to 2 AM.