Pineapple and Pearls

There’s a special-occasion restaurant for every personality—and Aaron Silverman’s Capitol Hill dining room is for lovers of unabashed excess. (Martini towers! Disco balls! Caviar sundaes!) The four-course dinner lavishes diners with treats, which are the most fun of all. Love the buttered-popcorn soft-serve? They’ll send you home with a temporary tattoo of the confection. Dig the sexy funk-and-soul soundtrack? You’ll be handed a pink cassette with a scannable barcode to the restaurant’s Spotify playlist.