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John Kerry: Worst Comedian of 2006

What meant to say, and what he actually said

Senator John Kerry is still trying to apologize to the military for the “botched joke” he told students at California’s Pasadena City College. What Kerry says he meant to say: “Do you know where you end up if you don’t study, if you aren’t smart, if you’re intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush.” What Kerry said: “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

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