Trojan Is Giving Away Thousands of Vibrators in DC Next Tuesday

Barack is back in office, the 113th Congress will have the most female senators in
US history, we get four more years of Michelle’s awesome outfits—women are totally
winning November.

And now, another bit of good news for the ladies: Trojan is parking Pleasure Carts in the District next Tuesday, November 13, at the Park at 14th (920 14th St., NW)
and doling out hundreds of free vibrators. If you really want to get into specifics,
the models available are the Tri-Phoria
and the more discreet Pulse.
Trojan will be handing them out while supplies last from noon to 4.

Considering the mayhem that ensued when the Pleasure
Carts took New York City,

ya best get there early if you’re serious about snagging one.
Here’s hoping they learned
their lesson about those pesky permits.