5 Bars Where You Can Drink Away Bad Financial News

1. The Big Board

If the concept isn’t too painful for you, beer prices at this stock market-themed H Street bar drop depending on how many people are ordering. You can check current prices and selection on its website.

2. Recessions

Can’t beat the name, and the décor will remind you that things could always be worse.

3. Ghibellina

Its really good pizza-based happy hour runs from 4-6:30, and you can stare sadly at Le Diplomate, remembering the days when you could afford it.

4. Bar Charley

Happy hour runs all night on Mondays, with deals on beer, classic cocktails for $6, and discounts on chicken wings, fries, and burgers.

5. Dino’s Grotto in Shaw

A $4 local tap, $8 signature cocktails, and half off snazzy bar food like duck neck and fried tomatoes. All served in a basement that will protect you from memories of the world outside.

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Andrew Beaujon joined Washingtonian in late 2014. He was previously the news editor and lead media reporter for the Poynter Institute, arts editor for the now completely vanished, and managing editor of Washington City Paper. He lives in Del Ray.