About The Red Hen
If Seth Godin or any other motivational speaker of the tech age
    were to craft a mission statement for the ambitious indie restaurant, it
    would probably go something like this: Don’t try too hard to impress us.
    The appearance of effort is a drag on our overburdened souls. Give us the
    sort of dishes we might cook at home for a simple weeknight
    dinner.
Why would people abandon their kitchens several times a week to
    eat food they might be able to whip up themselves?
It sounds like a head-scratcher only if you haven’t been
    spending a lot of time in restaurants lately. The truth—and the savviest
    restaurateurs know it—is that even with a Viking range, an armada of
    cookbooks, and every finishing salt known to man, most people still
    wouldn’t be able to produce a dish like the Red Hen’s fried artichokes
    with anchovy aïoli.
To get that perfect color of burnished brass. To attain that
    surprising crunch without sacrificing any sweet, meaty succulence. To
    scatter the grains of salt in such a way that they set off a succession of
    bright bursts in your mouth. To produce a rich sauce that might look like
    mayo but tastes like Sicily’s funky answer to hollandaise.
No restaurant in recent memory has a better understanding of
    the gap between what we say we want and what we truly want than the Red
    Hen, which is why a quiet, leafy block of DC’s Bloomingdale has been
    transformed six nights a week into a small traffic jam.
If you’ve never heard of this neighborhood, don’t worry—many of
    its residents under 35 (which is to say many of its residents) hadn’t
    heard of it either before flocking there in the past couple of years.
    Their fiercely proprietary stance toward this developing stretch east of
    the former no man’s land of Shaw is reminiscent of the self-styled urban
    pioneers who turned Brooklyn’s Williamsburg into a destination a decade
    ago.
The scene in Bloomingdale is, alas, a work in progress. Eating
    and drinking options consist of the sort of places you’d never go out of
    your way for but look at with fond appreciation on a cold, rainy night
    when you don’t feel like cooking. The Red Hen looks to be right at home
    among them.
Your first impression is that you’ve walked into an upscale
    watering hole. You look around the open room, taking in the crowd: young
    families with car seats, couples on dates, friends out in groups. Hardly
    anyone’s dressed up; most are decidedly dressed down. The smell of wood
    smoke drifting in from the open kitchen sets a mood of homey warmth. You
    revise your initial impression. Not a bar, a neighborhood restaurant—and a
    promising one at that. By the time the night is through, you’ll likely
    have revised this impression, too.
What we have here isn’t another low-key spot trying to be taken
    seriously or another high-minded place trying to be playful. The Red Hen
    doesn’t appear to be trying at all. That’s one of the things that make it
    so irresistible. And one of the things that make it the best new
    restaurant of the year.
The website claims Italy as the primary influence, but the real
    inspiration can be found just a mile and a half south—Proof, the Penn
    Quarter wine bar/bistro that’s a model for many restaurants attempting a
    marriage of the ambitious and the accessible. Red Hen sommelier/owner
    Sebastian Zutant and chef/owner Michael Friedman were core components of
    Mark Kuller’s “dream team” at Proof, and clearly they were taking
    notes.
I can’t decide whether the space is loving homage or sly
    rip-off, but I like it. The atmosphere is dark and cozy, the din is
    sustained throughout the night, and the dominant motif is wood. The wine
    list revels in obscurities (try the orange wine—yes, orange wine, and from
    Slovenia—which looks like a summer sipper but tastes as barnyardy as some
    racy young Rhône reds).
The menu is Italian in the same way Proof’s is
    Mediterranean—Italy is both a destination and a starting point here—and
    many of the biggest rewards come early and in the smallest of
    packages.
The four crostini are as satisfying as any richly sauced pasta
    (including a fabulous toast slathered with chicken liver and dressed up
    with shavings of Parmesan), and I love the mercifully unironic take on
    clams casino, which proves the enduring wisdom of pairing sweet clams with
    salty, crunchy bread crumbs. The lone soup is a knockout—a soothing broth
    of asparagus and Parmesan that’s so pure in its distillation that you
    might think you were sipping a liqueur.
The pastas are all produced on the premises, and for the most
    part Friedman understands that you dress a pasta the way you dress for
    dinner in the summer: lightly and with minimal embellishment. His version
    of the Roman classic cacio e pepe is made not with the usual
    spaghetti but with fusilli, and the sauce—a blend of pecorino Romano and
    black pepper—appears to have been glazed onto the pasta. “Looks like
    something I could whip up at home some busy weeknight,” you think when it
    hits the table. Then you dig in and realize that while you might reproduce
    the richness, you’d be hard put to match the delicacy. The Roman-style
    gnocchi are a couple of notches up on the difficulty scale but have the
    same effortlessness about them. This is another dish that goes down
    easy—the gnocchi are only slightly thicker than the vivid hazelnut pesto
    they come with.
It’s a measure of the tapas-ization of restaurant menus that
    there are only five entrées and one of them is a sandwich (an excellent
    leg-of-lamb, fragrant with wood smoke, mint, and thyme). The best is a
    dish of pan-seared sweetbreads accented with soft polenta, bacon, and a
    fried egg—it tastes like either the most sophisticated breakfast you’ve
    ever had or the most comforting dinner. I also liked a take on Sicilian
    fisherman’s stew, which came with halibut as its centerpiece. The appeal,
    however, is in the accompaniments: sweet mussels, a smoky swirl of
    romesco, a tangy drizzle of salsa verde. The big disappointment is,
    ironically, the wood-grilled hen, which—despite a marinade that includes
    lemon and rosemary—tasted unseasoned; it could stand a crisper skin,
    too.
The final act is fittingly modest, but here again the results
    are more rewarding than they read. A pine-nut tart that conjures the
    stickiness of pecan pie, along with a scoop of crème fraîche gelato. A
    soft disc of buttermilk panna cotta done up with toasted hazelnuts and
    candied orange peel. Even simpler: a dish of strawberries straight from
    the farm. The chef will even swing by your table and drizzle them with
    aged balsamic.
That’s it—just fruit and vinegar. The ultimate DIY dessert.
    Except, trust me, yours wouldn’t taste nearly as sweet.


This article appears in the September 2013 issue of The Washingtonian.
 
                         
                            





 
                                





