Reliable Source points out that Gore made bank in his post-vice presidency years, and that he and Tipper will have a lot of real estate to split up-and multiple venues in which to file for divorce-should their separation become permanent. The SingleAlGore Twitter feed is far too funny and sad to only have 222 followers (sample tweet: "I ruined my marriage, & this is where we are: RT @benpolitico Carly Fiorina mocks global warming as 'the weather'"). But perhaps my favorite expression of dismay in the wake of the former Second Couple's announcement is Atlantic cartoonist Sage Stossel's take on the uncertain marital world in which we all reside now.
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