
Cutlery for the guy who’s chained to his cubicle for lunch, $8.99. Photograph by Perpetual Kid

It’s beyond time for this micromanager to start delegating. Help her make that menial office task someone else’s problem, $10. Photograph by Knickknack.biz

Help her celebrate the two things that get her through the workweek, $13.50 to $25. Photograph by Made by Girl

Nobody has to know about her secret stash of office Scotch with this decanter—it’s regal on the outside, party on the inside, $168. Photograph by Jonathan Adler

These fun highlighter pencils will cheer him up during endless hours of reviewing briefs, $2 each. Photograph by Stubby Pencil Studio

“Oh, no, of course I didn’t fall asleep at my desk last night . . . again.” Good thing this Shemergency Kit (also available in Hemergency) is stocked with all the primping essentials, $25. Photograph by Mr. & Mrs.

This iPad case is not only ridiculously gorgeous, it’s seriously smart, too—it contorts itself into both a horizontal and a vertical stand for his favorite gadget, $265. Photograph by Substrata

If she’s practically going to live at the office, it might as well have good energy flow. This feng shui desk set should help realign her chi, $36. Photograph by Red Asterisk

Save him from a Weiner-worthy flub with these friendly reminders for his home-office walls, $85 for the set. Photograph by Division of Labor

Tired of vacationing with someone who’s glued to his smartphone? Swap his Blackberry for the “world’s simplest cell phone”—no texting, no 3G, no distractions. Starting at $115. Photograph by aplusrstore.com

It might be hard to get her to set aside two hours of “me time,” but we promise she won’t regret a De-stress Massage and Body Cocoon at the Sports Club/LA, $268 for a 110-minute treatment. Photograph by iStockphoto

Writing her endless to do list will be more fun with this MUJI pen set, $7. Photograph by MoMA

For the chronic snoozer: an alarm clock that leaps off the nightstand and rolls around the floor when it’s time to rise and shine, $69. Photograph by Uncommon Goods

Because nothing says “I don’t belong in a corner office” like not knowing what day it is, $19.95. Photograph by CB2