
Possibly the only thing that’ll tear her away from Facebook. Tiny Prints I Like You card, from $1.99 each. Photograph by Tiny Prints

Wise words from the great modern philosopher Kelly Clarskon. Letter Happy Valentine card, $3. Photograph by Letter Happy

For the significant other who spends 20 hours a day in front of a computer. Sapling Press Copy & Paste card, $4.75. Photograph by Greer Chicago

For your girlfriend whom you haven’t seen in three weeks because she just started her residency. Rifle Paper Co. Anatomy of Love card, $4. Photograph by Rifle Paper Co.

Proud and preppy, it’ll remind him of the summer sailing club where you first met. Yellow Owl Workshop Nautical I Love You card, $4. Photograph by Yellow Owl Workshop

So you’re single and bitter. That doesn’t mean you can’t send out Valentine’s Day cards. Amanda Larsen Design Love Bites card, 25 for $61. Photograph by Minted

Brings you right back to ninth-grade geometry class, doesn’t it? Just pray that your teacher doesn’t see it. Tiny Prints Circle One card, from $1.99 each. Photograph by Tiny Prints

You’ve got him in your tentacles. Hello!Lucky Sucker for You card, $4.50. Photograph by Hello Lucky

Dreaming of summers in Maine? This card’s for you. Smock letterpress lobster card, $4. Photograph by Smock Paper

If you and your crew love all things vintage, give them one of these throwback cards. Cavallini Vintage Valentine postcards, $13.95 for 12. Photograph by Paper Source