Think of EatBar as a gastro-dive: a come-hungry joint with a jukebox where wings, fries, and patty melts get gussied up with an en vogue ingredient or two and executed to perfection; try a double pimiento cheeseburger with bacon and tomato jam. The menu is apportioned into sections including Beasty Things, Bready Things, and Meaty and Cheesy Things. Gimmicky? Maybe, if the gloriously unhealthy fare weren’t such a swoony thing. Pro tip: The Green Things may be healthy but aren’t exciting enough to skip any section of the menu that ends in “-y.” Moderate.
Also great: Sausage-stuffed olives; beef-fat fries; smoked chicken; pork burger; ham fries; Nutella panini.