In Food Money Sex, we ask anonymous Washingtonians to diary the food they ate, the money they spent, and the sex they had over the course of their weekends. On Mondays, we put it on the internet. This week:
- Does: Project Administrator and Yoga Teacher, 27
- Lives: At home with my parents.
- Is: Female.
- Makes: 55k
- Married? Committed to being open!
Food:
- Friday: Iced Macchiato w/Soy milk and shot of raspberry flavoring, two cups of homemade kombucha (I could have let it second ferment longer because it needs more fizz but yummy nonetheless). A friend in the area brings me lunch from the local Chinese restaurant down the street-Spicy shrimp/broccoli. A sugar at a church meeting. Communion. Hazelnut chocolate bar, cookout-beans, chips, alcohol. I receive a beautiful bouquet of flowers from my “guy” who is out of town. I call to thank him for the beautiful sentiment. We discuss my poor decision to have sex with someone unworthy while he was out of town. At the time, I felt as though I were embracing my femininity but, in retrospect, it is obvious that I was settling.
- Saturday: Green beans. Rancheros. Kashi chewy nut bar. Chips/guac. Bread bites. Homemade salad of spinach w/feta and homemade ginger dressing.
- Sunday: I love animals, but I’m kind of hypocritical. Like I wear leather and eat meat but love dogs and don’t eat dairy. On this cookout day, I decide that I am “vegetarian” for the night and eat baked beans and chips with 3 margaritas instead of burgers and steaks. My dad has tried a new recipe and it’s delicious! Fish stew. On this particular Sunday, we are having a family meeting to plan for a reunion next year. I know have a headache and take a BC.
Money:
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Friday: $3.69 on Dunkin Donuts, $32 Amazon for new undies purchased on Friday, arrive on Sunday (Thanks, Prime!)
- Saturday: $22- Margarita ingredients for cook-out, $40 for Easter Baskets, $2.43- Gas Station, $25 on gas (gas card = Free) $18 groceries
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Sunday: $5 cake slice, $20 Groupon deal
- Total: $ 168.12
Sex:
- Friday: Who? An old thing I can’t get rid of from college. When? Midnight Friday. He was tired and I wasn’t so I went over to his place and performed Nidra yoga to boost his energy which proved effective as we didn’t sleep til 3 am. He gives me head for 45 mins. Subpar but my regular was out of town, so what’s a girl to do? Quick sex and then some chatting, more attempted oral was performed on me. I spend the night at his place.
- Saturday & Sunday: I finish the weekend off by myself, which would prove to be more effective and less time-consuming.
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