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Overlooked: The Best Missed Connections of the Week
Every Friday, for some fun reading, we bring you the area’s best Missed Connections on Craigslist.
indian woman at harris teeter- rockville friday evening - m4w - 33 (rockville)
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2009-02-21, 10:00AM EST
i was in harris teeter on friday evening about 5pm and saw you. You look amazing and passionate. are u interested in getting together? You were smiling at me and i said hello to you. I was in the frozen food section, and you with your balck beautiful hair and amazing smile. i think you picked up some pasta and cereal… hmm, i wait ur reply.
Nothing says passionate like a woman who shops for pasta and cereal.
costco dog friendly - m4w (pentagon city costco)
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Date: 2009-02-23, 1:54AM EST
You were the cute girl at the checkout and I was the guy with the dog bed and in need of a baseball cap Sunday midday. You initiated a nice brief chat about finding a dog bed for your dog. I kicked myself later for not being more chatty. Lets continue the chat at the dog park.
Only at Costco can you find puppy love in bulk.
Hottie at Harris Teeter this afternoon - w4m - 25 (Crystal City Teeter)
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Date: 2009-02-25, 7:48PM EST
I made you move over so I could grab some sandwich meat in front of you. Wish I had taken a little longer to decide what I wanted - you were cute. Coffee sometime?
You made him move over? That’s baloney.
Safeway Express checkout tonight - m4m - 36 (Dupont)
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Date: 2009-02-23, 8:24PM EST
Talked with you in express check out at Safeway on 17th Street. Me from Ireland and we shared a laugh about the guy with his pants around his knees. Should have asked you for your number. Fancy a drink?
Wait, why was there a guy with his pants around his knees?
yogurt shopping at whole foods - m4w - 27 (alexandria)
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Date: 2009-02-23, 10:51PM EST
to the woman who was clearly upset that they didn’t have all the flavors of her favorite brand of yogurt, thank you. you said it was the best yogurt ever and so i tried the only flavor they had and i must say, i agree. i hope to run into you again sometime.
The only thing we want to know is: what kind of yogurt was it?