At the Taylor Swift Corn Maze, You Can’t Meet T-Swift. But You Can Take a Photo With This Terrible Cutout of Her.

As Taylor Swift and corn maze enthusiasts alike have flocked to Summers Farm’s Taylor Swift-shaped corn maze since its opening on September 26, one thing has become eminently clear: Taylor Swift is not actually on the property.

What is on the property is a painted Taylor Swift cutout for fans to pose with. The cutout Taylor Swift is dressed in red shorts and a striped t-shirt, with her hair pulled back in a ponytail. While the fashion choices for the cutout strongly resemble an outfit worn by Swift on her Red album tour, the overall effect is a rather crude, garish imitation of the pop princess.

But, hey, whatever it takes to feel close to Taytay.

#Brucec0 as #taylorswift . #SummersFarm #taylorswiftcornmaze

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Fresh, fall air and happy children. #100happydays #day66 #summersfarm #taylorswiftcornmaze

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Caroline Cunningham joined Washingtonian in 2014 after moving to the DC area from Cincinnati, where she interned and freelanced for Cincinnati Magazine and worked in content marketing. She currently resides in College Park.