Representative Peter Roskam: @PeterRoskam In korea keeping an eye out for Jin and Sun. They might have cleared out of Seoul and headed to the Island to avoid the G20. #lost
[Scottish accent] You’ll be waitin’ a long time, brotha.
Senator Chuck Grassley: @ChuckGrassley Noon at Sheldon Kiwanis Usual q&a. High School students fr Hull Western Christian came. They voleybal players stTourny
Either there’s some kind of code here or Senator Grassley is just tweeting too hard.
Representative Ted Poe: @JudgeTedPoe Become a “fan” on my official Facebook Fan Page and join in on the conversation. Your voice is important: http://on.fb.me/99ICjG #tcot
So people should become fans of your fans?
Representative Chris Lee: @chrislee_ny26 Visiting DC this holiday season? Give my office a call if you’re planning on visiting some of the popular sites
Can I just shoot you a text?
Representative Jim Himes: @jahimes Big thanks to my constituents who voted 53-47 to keep me representing them. My commitment to work hard for them is renewed and repowered.
So Connecticut’s fourth district has only 100 residents. And why is it taking you a week to report return results? When’s the victory party? February?
Representative Lynn Jenkins: @RepLynnJenkins RT @ksadjutantgen: I posted 7 photos on Facebook in the album “Presentation to Congresswoman Lynn Jenkins” http://fb.me/NEYMUDaG
This photo sort of speaks for itself.
Representative Tom Price: @RepTomPrice The lame duck session should not be used to enact the last ditch dreams of a majority that was resoundingly rejected by the voters last week
Nothing says “resoundingly rejected by the voters” like maintaining control of the Senate. Oh, wait. . . .
Representative Jason Chaffetz: @jasoninthehouse So glad Conan is back on the air @teamcoco
A few days late, but I’m sure Conan will take it.
Representative John Boehner: @GOPLeader Happy 235th Birthday, @USMC
Interesting that the USMC started running marathons at age 200, is it not?
Representative Rob Wittman: @RobWittman @Happy 235th Birthday to the United States . Thank you to all for your service and sacrifice. Semper Fi!
Whoops! See what happens when you don’t proofread?
Representative Lee Terry: @LEETERRYNE The Few, the Proud. Happy 235th to the Marines! Thank you for your service and sacrifice.
There’s the new slogan: The Few, The Proud, The Happy.
And finally . . .
Senator Dick Lugar: @senatorlugar Today, Americans honor the service of those who have given of themselves in defense of our nation throughout history. #veteransday
Representative Ted Poe: @JudgeTedPoe Thank you to the men and women who served and continue to serve this great nation. Freedom is not free. #veteransday