We’ve seen DC post offices become taco joints and warehouses turned condos. Not even churches are sacred anymore. But this might just be real estate’s final frontier: the Benning Road Medical Clinic is for sale—as a home.
The 3 story building (practice?) has 5 bedrooms (examination rooms?) and 2.5 baths, which keeps guests/patients from having to share. As for the kitchen, well, it doesn’t seem to have one.
Located at 1807 Benning Road near H St. NE, this house-cum-hospital lies just inside the reach of the new streetcar, which is a plus (or a minus, depending on your streetcar leanings).
According to the listing, the building is “perfect for whichever home lifestyle choice you could imagine.” Personally, we like to imagine a home lifestyle where we wear nurse’s scrubs and make our guests read back issues of Woman’s Day while they wait.
Bottomless bowls of generic lollipops not included in the $625,000 asking price.
Amanda has contributed to Washingtonian since 2016. She has written about the right-wing media personality Britt McHenry, chronicled her night with Stormy Daniels, and come clean about owning too much stuff. She lives on H Street. She can be reached at [email protected].
